You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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