Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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