next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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