How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
