Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
babies were throwing up all over the place
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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