I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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