I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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