So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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