Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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