Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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