you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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