i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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