If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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