You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
