i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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