you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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