is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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