I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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