paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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