Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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