hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You've changed since you got that strap on
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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