walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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