Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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