I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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