Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
A bitchslap is in order.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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