Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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