His pubic hair was longer than his dick
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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