I feel like abortions should bother me more
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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