I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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