On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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