if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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