Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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