Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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