last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Reggie can tackle my bush.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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