"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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