And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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