Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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