Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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