He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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