Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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