Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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