I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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