Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want to make out with him forever
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
