he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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