I wish my penis had an off switch
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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