So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
