people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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