these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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