honey bunches of taint.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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