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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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