Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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