Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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