Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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