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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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