I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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