return my video game
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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