How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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