So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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